Don’t double-dip the chamois-cream!

For non-cyclist readers, chamois-cream is unguent applied to those parts of cyclists most likely to chafe. It should be obvious why a second scoop, at least with the hand that applied the first scoop, is a serious breach of hygiene and marital etiquette! NB I have not done this!

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Ni with digital evidence

View from our train to Oberalppass

View from our train to Oberalppass

View from our train to Oberalppass

View from our train to Oberalppass – look at that road!

View from our train to Oberalppass

View from our train to Oberalppass

Coming into Oberalppass station

Oberalppass station

We cycled down that …

… but we couldn’t cycle up that!

Looking around from where I waited for Elly

Wierd thing en route

The Rhine emerges from Tomasee down the gorge on the right

The Rhine

Place-may in the pub: churches around Trun

Tide marks where I had kinesiology tape on my leg

We’re in a Romansch-speaking area. Our landlady speaks it, German and Italian. Also she seems to know at least one word of Russian: ‘spasiba’ (‘thanks’).

Advert in Romansch

Getting higher!

Grüss-di aus Andermatt! Wir sind in Gasthaus Skiklub, auf Gotthardstrasse. That’s enough German: predictive text is being unhelpful.

So there were quite a lot of trains yesterday and today:

Amsterdam Centraal 18:55 Arnhem Centraal 19:59
Arnhem Centraal 20:44 Duisburg Hbf 22:14
Duisburg Hbf 23:13 Basel SBB 06:22
Basel SBB 08:28 Brig 10:40
Brig 10:40 Brig Bahnhofplatz 10:40
Brig Bahnhofplatz 11:23 Andermatt 13:20

Photo of view of Rhône from train to Brig

View of Rhône from train to Brig

Photo of part of Brig Bahnhof

Brig Bahnhof is watching you!

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Votez mes maillots!

I’ve just received this (bought from Organic Athlete):

I do – but slowly!

But I only intend to take 3 jerseys on the honeymoon. So which of these treasures do I leave at home?

IRN·BRU

Tweet to @bruceryan_rants to let me know what you think!

 

 

 

 

 

 

On mature(?) reflection, I have to pay tribute to LifesCycle for keeping me fit and sane, and I have to take something slightly rude, and I won’t be able to feed my addiction while we’re away. So, with sadness, the Irn Bru stays in the wardrobe.