another day in the 73-ring circus

When Mood Music
2012-06-14 02:08:00

A less mad day

  • Nicky Wire had to intone brain-dead mutherfuckers for at least 2 minutes for me to surface.
  • Did sister’s tax credits claim.
  • Did sister’s tax refund online.
  • Introduced parents to Lev Davidovitch.
  • Met sister in town for lunch prior to meeting with bank.
  • At bank, didn’t have enough time to cover all points and issues – will need to return tomorrow.
  • Went to polish shop to buy rye bread.
  • Went to bike shop to get replacement handlebar end-stop and talk about front panniers. Turns out I was being served by the person who hadn’t been issued with a braincell today. However, my braincell was also malfunctioning – it took me until then to notice that someone had helped themselves to Lev’s rear skullies. I bought what I thought was a pair of rear frogs only to discover one of them was a front light. I’d already undone the wrapping, so there was no chance of giving it back. So now Lev has 4 front lights and one rear light.
  • Back home, sister signed tax credits claim and approved tax-return so it was submitted online. Scanned and filed claim and other stuff from bank.
  • Slowly cooked mixed-lentil dahl from a recipe in mum’s ‘indian recipes for diabetics’ book. (It turns out to be very bland.)
  • Phoned lady – she’s had a difficult day.
  • Can’t sleep – it’s gone 2 and I need to start doing things at 9 tomorrow

 

a day in the 73-ring circus

When Mood Music
2012-06-13 00:26:00 my brother’s mortgage paperwork and my sister’s laptop’s fans

Bear in mind that I’m self-inflictedly deprived of my lovely better half and my preferred chemical relaxant and I’m currently in a mac-free zone, having knackered the backlight in my TiBook and not having an adaptor to attach its video output (DVI) to any of the monitors here (all VGA).

Much tweeting helped.

This morning I started by downloading from my Crashplan backup the records I keep for my sister’s finances, followed by updating them: logging into her bank and 4 ISA providers (and a convoluted phonecall to one of them) to update things to prepare for a meeting with her bank tomorrow. (Amongst other things, there’s a matter of them explaining why a withdrawal of £90 has occurred without it being recorded in her passbook.) That took an hour.

Then we scanned (I keep electronic copies of as much as possible) the documentation that had come her way since my last visit but which our dad hadn’t had time to scan and email to me: he has his hands full a lot of the time looking after our mum. For the record, it’s bloody amazing how this 84-year-old bloke just keeps going – so stoic it’s a lesson I should learn! (There was a preparation stage: referring to Crashplan to see what I had and hadn’t received.) Sic transit another hour.

We just had time to file stuff before sister had to go to to her session as an Oxfam volunteer. (She does this on Mondays and Tuesdays. The rest of her week revolves around working at a supermarket about 12 miles from here. This is not without problems: the busses can’t be relied upon to get her there in time for 8am shifts so dad’s day starts at 6am in order for him to be ready to jump into the car and take her.)

I’d hoped then to be on the trail of the missing megabytes (sister’s slaptop has only 5GB of stuff in user areas, plus the usual Windows and app stuff – yet the 134GB hard disk is near full) and to even think about doing some work. However, my parents then returned from the doctor (mum has a pressure sore that needs to be dressed daily) and said that their next thing was a visit to the hospital in connection with the hip that was broken over a year ago and is still far from healed, giving mum lots of pain (in addition to arthritic pain almost everywhere else). I enquired if I was needed. Worcester’s hospital has a drop-off zone: we’d need to stop there, load mum into a wheelchair and then get her to the appointment while dad looked for somewhere to park.

However, first I needed to post something: hence this mad dash to a post-office. I’m quite please I coaxed Lev up to 17mph on the flat and averaged 15mph. Then off to the hospital to attempt to be there 15 minutes early. Some tweets describe what happened:

  1. Just now at Royal Hospital, Worcester where mum has appointment. It takes 2 attendants: dad to park car while I wheel mum from drop-off…
  2. … Mum at appt, dad still looking for parking space. People parked, reading newspapers in drop-off area. Hard for ambulances to drop off…
  3. …let alone others. Have photoed malparked wankers, will email hospital authorities.

I think mum was in her appointment for 30 minutes while dad was circling the hospital looking for a legal parking space. He spoke to some security people – I think they made some effort to sort the situation.

Some emails to my lovely lady describe the next disaster:

I got a cup of tea while dad was accompanying mum in the x-ray room. Dad and mum emerged, so I left my tea with them while I went to fetch dad a coffee. I returned to find dad was wearing my tea on the arse of his trousers: he’d sat down on it.

Dad and I took mum on to another stage, then I returned to the waiting-room to look after his coffee. I sat down, only to find I’d sat on the chair into which dad had knocked my tea. It had been absorbed into the chair’s sponge, so when I sat down **my** arse got wet. I have a wet arse, no clean trousers within 350 miles and no tea!

My lady offered to courier me some trousers but what I’d said wasn’t strictly true: I had two pairs of cycle-tights in the house. Also

No worries: Excuse to wear bike shorts around house 🙂

Later, back at the car:

Dad: do you want a mint?
Me: (mock pointedly). No, I want a cup of tea.
Dad: Then you can kiss my arse!
All: General laughter

This had been preceded by me having to work hard to explain that the best way to get mum to the car was for me to push her there: bringing the car back to the drop-off point would take ages and block the way for other folk arriving. Had it just been dad and mum, bringing the car to her would have made sense but when there’s a 90% able-bodied Bruce-chimp about, why not use him?

Next, another cycle-spin to relieve stress. (There’s a lot of mal-interactions here due to deafness I’m missing out.)

Back at the house, cooking potato curry with sister. She cuts herself on a lid from a tin of tomatoes. I’m steering a narrow line between explaining 3 times that bhuna-style curries require a lot of slowly caramelised onions and having flavour without heat and trying to time it to fit with brother’s attempts to sort battery on mother’s car. Anyway, folk are duly fed, brother paying me the great compliment of having seconds. He’s been suspicious of my cooking since I tried to feed him ‘deep-fried crispy flip-flop’ (i.e. tofu).

Next, back to sister’s laptop to download more stuff needed for tomorrow and to check that the draft of her tax credits claim I’d done while at the hospital. Then off with brother to see a house he’s thinking of buying and to take drinks-cans to Tescos where they can be recycled for clubcard points. Recycling machine non-functional, so we drove 8 miles for sod-all. (We dumped the cans in the normal recycling bin outside the house to avoid conversation about having failed to recycle, how bad things in Worcester are, etc.)

Then lovely chat with lovely lady, this blog and soon (I hope) to sleep. Tomorrow:

  • finish tax credits claim
  • do sister’s  tax return
  • start dad’s tax return
  • meet sister in town for lunch and then meeting with her bank
  • show sister that she’s not lost emails, she’s just hidden an email folder by clicking its enclosing folder’s disclosure triangle
  • maybe finish dad’s tax return
  • sort a stocks and shares ISA for sister
  • maybe do some research work

Feeling fairly shite: mother’s constant pain and ailments wrench my emotions. I don’t handle emotions very well and just throw myself into activity to try to attenuate them.

Got that syncing feeling

When Mood Music
2012-06-11 22:47:00

I’ve stumbled across an iDevice trap for the novice. I’d set both phone and pad to automatically sync music, apps and books with each other, so that if I installed or obtained something one one device, it would automagically appear on the other. I then dumped Numbers (Apple’s spreadsheet app) and Pages (Apple’s word processing app) from the phone because experience with QuickOffice suggests that office-type apps need more screen than the phone offers. It’s disappeared from the pad too. If I want it back, I’ll have to pay for it again (or wait until I can put pad and Iggy back in contact). No chance!

QuickOffice is on the pad but it’s the phone version, working in a phone-sized window in the middle of the screen. I don’t want to pay £13 for the pad version so I’m currently iOfficeless. Bah!

Aarrgghh! Poor design by Dell IMHO

When Mood Music
2012-06-11 16:50:00 bitchy

So my sister’s laptop had been unable to connect to the internet for a couple of weeks. It’s a 2-year-old Dell Inspiron 1545 running Vista Home Basic.Before I arrived here, I’d established that the PC could connect to the router via ethernet. (I’ve always made sure there’s a spare ethernet cable plugged into the router so I can jump into it without relying on potentially-flaky wireless or needing to use someone else’s computer in case it’s the cause of issues.)

Despite knowing a wired connection worked, I’d been unable to guide folk here into making this slaptop the target of VNC and hence letting me see what the system-tray connection icon had to say. It turns out that Dell have made their F2 keys’ primary function to be toggling wireless on and off. It’s far too easy to hit it, especially if you’re a fat-fingered hunt-and-peck typist like me. (I’ve done so at least twice while typing this post.) Bah – shouldn’t this tool have been built into software or made far less accessible?

Padding around

When Mood Music
2012-06-11 12:06:00

Being bereft of a real computer, I’m blogging using the iPad. Results so far:

  • I don’t like the LJ app – no facility for entering HTML tags, no other formatting tools that I can find.
  • Typing screeds of Bruce-wibblings is greatly facilitated by a bluetooth keyboard.
  • It still takes me several attempts to get a post to my liking.
  • My prose is as turgid as ever: even the magical iDevice can’t improve that.

Perhaps I shouldn’t use the keyboard: it might help me be more concise!

A boy and his bike

When Mood Music
2012-06-11 11:24:00

Until yesterday, I’d been hoping that Lev would be stolen and that insurance would pay out so I could buy a different bike. However, yesterday’s cycle from Birmingham to Worcester has changed my mind. Lev isn’t a fast bike but he kept going, despite carrying 2 full panniers, a below-saddle wedge bag full of tools and a rucsac strapped on top of the panniers. The journey took just over two and a half hours.

 

I cycled almost the same route in April on Vilior, taking over 3 hours. When I arrived yesterday, I felt ready for far more distance. In April, I arrived fit to drop and lay on the sofa for an hour quietly moaning as my shoulder throbbed. (It didn’t hurt while I was cycling but began to be painful almost as soon as I arrived.) So what’s made the difference?

  • I don’t think I’m fitter: it’s possible I’m fatter than in April. In fact on Saturday, I was overtaken by a Brompton!
  • The weather yesterday was almost perfect for cycling: bright, no wind, cool, warm enough for me not to wear gloves. (I recall April being significantly warmer.)
  • The streets were fairly empty this time, but that shouldn’t have made much difference. It seems that most traffic lights turned green as I approached them: that will have made some difference because it’s tiring to stop and start continually.
  • I knew the route better:
    • there’s a potentially confusing turn in Selly Oak (a district of Birmingham) where the main route rejoins the A38, having diverged to avoid the town centre;
    • there’s a potentially horrendous roundabout north of Bromsgrove (get the approach to this wrong and you’ll be on a slip-road leading to the M42).
    • I enjoyed doing over 24mph on the Rubery bypass (around mile 10 on the Google map). In April I laboured along here being somewhat scared. If my memory of a previous Birmingham to Worcester cycle is real, that time I was too afraid to use a bypass, instead meandering through Rubery itself.
  • I knew I could do this route: it’s only 30 miles and I’d done it at least once before. (I know I did it in April and I have a sneaking feeling I’d done it once before then.)

None of these seem significant. What does seem significant is that I could use Lev’s momentum (he’s noticeably heavier than Vilior) and gears to achieve a tolerably constant cadence and hence just keep going!

So Lev has finally won himself a place in my heart and I’m looking forward to more distances with him. He’s not a fast bike: standing starts are slow (and nigh-impossible in top gear) but once he’s up to speed on reasonable tarmac, he’ll do the miles with little effort by me. I don’t think I could ask for more. So long as we don’t encounter Stalinists with ice-axes, this could be the long-awaited start of a beautiful friendship.

 

IT woes in Worester

 

When Mood Music
2012-06-11 00:12:00

So I brought my TiBook to Worcester, thinking that the 15″ screen would be better than Hexie’s 1024 by 600 pixel tininess, even though TiBook (1Ghz G4, 768MB) is much slower than Hexie (1·6GHz Intel atom, 2GB). However, I dropped Tibook when I was about to put him into into his protective case! That and the jolting from cycling from Birmingham to Worcester has stuck his screen at minimal brightness: I can just see the vague outlines of windows but nothing usable.

TiBook has a DVI output but all the monitors here are VGA. I’ve not brought my DVI to VGA adaptor. Bah!

Meanwhile I need to retrieve something from Iggy’s time machine or Crashplan backup. I have a VNC app on the ipad but it’s being abominably slow. Oh well, good job it’s not urgent.

Update, 20 minutes later

I love TimeMachine and VNC. Despite long delays between screen refreshes, even over a supposedly fast broadband connection to the house and supposedly reasonable wifi to the iPad, I’ve got the stuff back onto Iggy’s desktop, ZIPped and emailed here.

IP address conundra

When Mood Music
2012-06-07 23:18:00 pensive FriComedy: 01 Jun 12: The News Quiz – BBC Radio 4

Why

  • did I spend an hour compiling a list of IP addresses in this flat?
  • doesn’t the DHCP server in the modem/router assign IP addresses from a base address upwards? Here’s a list:
    IP address Device Port
    xxx.xxx.xxx.65 TimeCapsule ethernet
    xxx.xxx.xxx.66 TV ethernet
    xxx.xxx.xxx.67 DVD player ethernet
    xxx.xxx.xxx.68
    xxx.xxx.xxx.69
    xxx.xxx.xxx.70 MacPro ethernet
    xxx.xxx.xxx.71 netbook airport
    xxx.xxx.xxx.72 jPhone-3GS airport
    xxx.xxx.xxx.73 AppleTV ethernet
    xxx.xxx.xxx.74 AirportExpress ethernet
    xxx.xxx.xxx.75 iPad 1 ethernet
    xxx.xxx.xxx.76 iMac airport
    xxx.xxx.xxx.77 Netbook ethernet
    xxx.xxx.xxx.78 Powerbook G3 ethernet
    xxx.xxx.xxx.79
    xxx.xxx.xxx.80 TiBook ethernet
    xxx.xxx.xxx.81
    xxx.xxx.xxx.82
    xxx.xxx.xxx.83 TiBook airport
    xxx.xxx.xxx.84
    xxx.xxx.xxx.85
    xxx.xxx.xxx.86
    xxx.xxx.xxx.87
    xxx.xxx.xxx.88
    xxx.xxx.xxx.89 printer ethernet
    xxx.xxx.xxx.90
    xxx.xxx.xxx.91
    xxx.xxx.xxx.92 Xserve ethernet 1
    xxx.xxx.xxx.93
    xxx.xxx.xxx.94
    xxx.xxx.xxx.95
    xxx.xxx.xxx.96
    xxx.xxx.xxx.97
    xxx.xxx.xxx.98
    xxx.xxx.xxx.99
    xxx.xxx.xxx.100
    xxx.xxx.xxx.101
    xxx.xxx.xxx.102
    xxx.xxx.xxx.103 iPad 3 airport
    xxx.xxx.xxx.104 jPhone-4 airport
    xxx.xxx.xxx.105
    xxx.xxx.xxx.106
    xxx.xxx.xxx.107
    xxx.xxx.xxx.108 iPhone-4 airport
    xxx.xxx.xxx.109 kindle airport
    xxx.xxx.xxx.110
    xxx.xxx.xxx.111
    xxx.xxx.xxx.112
    xxx.xxx.xxx.113 NAS ethernet

     

    There has never been (113 − 64 =) 49 devices attached to this router.