Digital evidence

When Mood Music
2011-08-04 18:20:00 awake White Powder Dreams (Original Mix) – Fire Island

I’ve finally finished sorting Vilior but it’s been too wet to do the alpha-shakedown so I’ve finally got around to uploading photos from February, March and April. Can you feel the tediousness of my prose yet?

Update 1
May’s pix are here.

Update 24

June’s pix are here.

Update 3
July’s pix are here
August’s pix so far are here.

Out of it

When Mood Music
2011-07-28 23:27:00 contemplative There’s No Way Out of Here – David Gilmour

As of 5pm this evening, I ceased working for NewsCorp. Tomorrow will be my last NewsCorp payday. I’ve been a Murdoch minion since early 2010, when Leckie & Leckie was bought by HarperCollins.

I’ve left mostly because I’m sick of commuting and hence often not getting home until 8pm – I will miss being involved in educational publishing and, had Leckie remained in Edinburgh, I imagine I’d still be there.

So what next? A month of sorting things at Servants’ Quarters and on Arran, then this. So I will end up with an actual qualification in IT rather than just being a dilettante.

Comments

ggreig
Good luck with it! My conversion course was a good thing for me.

silverwhistle
Well done! And well done for escaping the declining Evil Empire!

Alka-Seltzer

When Mood Music
2011-05-08 23:09:00 amused High Rise (Hawkwind)

Thoughts on drinking my first tin of Irn Bru just after midnight last night – I was inexorably reminded of an old advertising jingle:

Plink-plink! Fizz-fizz!
Oh what a relief it is!

Unsubtle warning

When Mood Music
2011-05-07 22:55:00

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Thank you for your co-operation.

Nearly there

When Mood Music
2011-05-07 23:50:00 bouncy Brand New Cadillac – The Clash

Only an hour to go before the restricted diet ends – and what have we learnt?

In no particular order

  • It’s much to write blog entries using a real client (Xjournal) rather than the basic web interface.
  • The Clash’s London Calling is brilliant accompaniment for kneading chapatti dough and then rolling out chapattis – in fact, to me, it’s brilliant full stop. The Fall’s Dragnet isn’t.
  • We’ve had plenty to eat, most of which has been ok. I can’t say I’m fond of porridge made with water – and my hostess doesn’t like porridge anyway – but the various lentil concoctions (caramelised onions and garlic, red lentils and stock) with rice and chapattis have been very enjoyable and filling.
  • My hostess has most missed tea and coffee. I’ve missed tea and the 20 or so tins of Irn Bru or Dr Pepper I’d drink in a normal week. (We both thought that hot water was better than black tea. I usually loathe coffee – the mere thought of it can make me feel sick.)
  • Our final food bill was
    Item Amount Cost proportion used
    Tesco Scottish porridge oats 1 kg £0·99 about half
    Tesco Value long grain rice 1 kg £0·49 all
    Tesco Value penne 1 * 500 g £0·09 only 1 of the 2 bags we bought
    Tesco value veg stock cubes 2 packs of 10 cubes £0·20 only 2 of the 5 packs we bought
    Tesco market value brown onions 2 kg £1·18 19 of the 22 onions in the bag
    Indus red split lentils 2 kg £2·69 around 1·75 kg
    Tesco plain white flour 1·5 kg £0·52 around 0·9 kg
    Tesco swede 600 g £0·70 all
    Tesco market value carrots 600 g £0·76 500 g
    Tesco pure vegetable oil 225 ml (remnant of a 1 litre bottle) £0·32 (22·5% of £1·44) about 50 ml
    apples, oranges, garlic varying amounts £1·39 all
    salt a few pinches £0·10 all but a few grains thrown over our left shoulders
    Total £9·43
  • It takes ages to knead chapatti and aeons to roll them all out. Fortunately, the kneading can be done while onions are caramelising – they only need stirring occasionally. (In general cooking from scratch takes longer than I’d normally have in an evening. How did our parents do it while working full-time too? I begin to understand why convenient foods cost so much, even though they’re churned out by mostly production lines.)
  • There’s lot’s more washing up too!
  • I don’t have the knack of rolling chapattis out round. How is it done?
  • I wish I’d lived like this as a student – my overdrafts would have been much smaller (or maybe I’d have spend the same amount on other enjoyments!)
  • We’ve not suffered physically apart from me having some headaches which could easily be due to early mornings and commuting – and not wearing the right glasses on Tuesday. In fact today we’ve done an amount of heavy lifting – humping a new-ish dishwasher AARRGGHH!! and freezer into the flat.
  • My hostess likes driving white vans!

13 minutes to go – I can hear the Irn Bru in the larder calling.

Domestic Goddess? Moi?

When Mood Music
2011-05-04 22:44:00 accomplished Anarchy Live!

Reposted…

My rice cooker’s non-stick coating lived up to its name – it didn’t stick around. So rice tends to stick to the bottom of the pan. Cleaning it is a pain – you need to soak the pan for quite a while to soften the rice enough to remove it.

This evening I was making soup for tomorrow’s lunch when I had a mini-brainwave Normally we thicken soup by adding a lot of grated carrot and maybe a few red lentils. This evening I made the stock in the rice-cooker pan, allowing the hot water to soften the coated rice. So when I added the stock to the vegetables, it was enhanced with extra thickener in the form of rice-starch – and the rice-cooker pan was ready to be washed without any effort.

We’re at the end of day 2 of living below the line. My hostess is missing her caffeine but surprisingly I’m not. I am missing fruit but I think we might swap the teabags we’ve bought but not used for some apples. I had a foul headache yesterday afternoon and evening but I think that was due to not being able to find my current glasses, wearing an old pair and staring at a screen all afternoon.

Currently I’m reliving my lost alternative youth with a CD of a 1976 Sex Pistols gig – wonderful stuff!

Living below the line – cost update

When Mood Music
2011-05-02 22:33:00

This evening’s shopping in italics:

Item Amount Cost
Tesco Scottish porridge oats 1 kg £0·99
Tesco Value long grain rice 1 kg £0·49
Tesco Value vegetable soup 2 * 400 g £0·34
Tesco Value penne 2 * 500 g £0·18
Tesco value veg stock cubes 5 packs of 10 cubes £0·50
Tesco market value brown onions 2 kg £1·18
Indus red split lentils 2 kg £2·69
Tesco plain white flour 1·5 kg £0·52
Tesco tea bags 80 bags £0·27
Tesco swede 600 g £0·70
Tesco market value carrots 600 g £0·76
Tesco pure vegetable oil 225 ml (remnant of a 1 litre bottle) £0·32 (22·5% of £1·44)
Total   £8·94

Living below the line

When Mood Music
2011-04-28 00:05:00 contemplative

I tend to be easily-led, it seems. The latest wheeze my hostess has gotten me into, albeit perfectly willingly, is this. (The website is apparently a little clunky to navigate.)

Here’s most of what we’ll survive on for 5 days:

And here’s what it cost:

Item Amount Cost
Tesco Scottish porridge oats 1 kg £0·99
Tesco Value long grain rice 1 kg £0·49
Tesco Value vegetable soup 2 * 400 g £0·34
Tesco Value penne 2 * 500 g £0·18
Tesco value veg stock cubes 5 packs of 10 cubes £0·50
Tesco market value brown onions 2 kg £1·18
Indus red split lentils 2 kg £2·69

No doubt our abdominal rumblings and flatulence will be audible in Fife. You have been warned!

Technical tribulations

When Mood Music
2010-07-02 21:09:00 contemplative FriComedy: Now Show 25 Jun 10 – BBC Radio 4

As well as being my afflicted by various bodily woes, the IT in Servants’ Quarters has been troublesome:

  • SURGE has been flaky since March. A full reinstall didn’t help, nor did replacing the supposedly dying hard disk. SURGE still refuses to acknowledge that he has an AirPort (wireless) card, while just about all core apps (including Time Machine) will not start. My guesses are a faulty logic board and/or airport card, corrupt installs and maybe a failing optical drive – it took several goes to install the OS.Before I sent SURGE away for diagnosis and repair, I attempted an emergency manual back-up of all my data to one of the HDs in Guffaw. It failed (see below) but the Time Machine/Time Capsule backups lasted long enough…
  • Hexie behaves OK except that since the update to MacOS 10·6·4 and Safari 5 she freezes on being connected to my VGA monitor. (The monitor appears to work OK with my Xserve so I blame the software update.) With only 1 GB of RAM, a 1·8 GHz Intel Atom processor and currently no way to attach her to my big DVI monitor, Hexie isn’t really a replacement for SURGE although she can run anything that SURGE did, and so is OK for use away from home.
  • XServalan was bought about a year ago so that I could begin to teach myself about servers. He cost very little because he had a hardware fault that prevented him from staying on for more than 5 minutes but I gambled that he could be fixed for less than the difference between buying him and a fully-functional Xserve. The gamble paid off when SURGE started flaking seriously: all that was needed was a new power supply unit.However, with only one 80GB HD, Xservalan doesn’t have enough capacity for all our data. Also, the original 512 MB of RAM precluded installing Leopard Server OS so he’s currently running vanilla Leopard. I’ve just received and installed six 256 MB sticks so I’ll try installing Leopard Server later. With some expenditure on hard disks, the potential to add another processor and some work on reducing the effect of his noisiness, he’ll eventually become a nice wee server. For now he’s an acceptable stand-in for SURGE, apart from the fan-noise.
  • Guffaw won’t fly Leopard and so can’t do Time Machine backups. However, she had three 180GB hard disks, and hence had plenty of space for secondary and emergency back-ups of other macs. Such a shame that the disk I used for SURGE’s pre-operative emergency back-up died, and that this was the HD containing the OS and apps too! Having extracted this disk and reinstalled the OS and apps onto another disk, Guffaw is back to normal. However, she’s not really powerful enough to be a main computer and, because she’s a bit noisy and power-hungry, she’s not really suited to being a web-server. So she’s edging towards the transfer list.
  • TC (500 GB 2008 model) allowed me to retrieve and copy back all my data when SURGE’s new disk was installed. It also allowed access to this data while SURGE was being ‘fixed’. However TC has just suffered capacitor burn-out, so I’ve lost
    1. primary back-up system , including access to old backups
    2. primary wireless network router
    3. 3-port gigabit ethernet hub.

    I think the hard disk will still be OK so the backups haven’t been lost irretrievably.

    To get around these issues

    1. I‘ve set all our Leopard and SnowLeopard macs’ Time Machines to back up to a 2GB NAS bought when Guffaw and SURGE both went down. It’s also where I’m keeping the working copies of my data until SURGE is properly fixed or replaced. However keeping actual work and back-ups on the same medium is hardly a good long-term plan, so here’s hoping that TC can be fixed soon.
    2. I’m using an AirportExpress (whose primary function is to pipe music from the macs to the hifi) as a wireless router.
    3. I’m using an 8-port gigabit ethernet switch, swapping ethernet cables as needed gigabit ports without TC. See here for why.

    I’m waiting on a reply from someone who can replace the burnt-out capacitors and install a large cooling fan. Failing that, I’ll need to get another gigabit ethernet switch, continue to use the AirportExpress for wireless networking and buy a NAS enclosure for TC’s hard disk.

The only computer I have which isn’t noisy, has a display large enough for useful work and just keeps on going is Pismo, a 10-year-old, 400 MHz G3 laptop which I use as a webserver. At a push, he will run older versions of Creative Suite. I’ve upgraded him a lot (maximum RAM, maximum hard disk, DVD-RW, PC card to connect it to DVI monitors). I could give him a processor upgrade (500 MHz G4 or 900 MHz G3) but this would be very expensive and still wouldn’t enable Pismo to run more modern software. Having said that, I love this highly adaptable, solid and curvy wee laptop and will keep him for playing Carmageddon even if all his other uses evaporate.