Sayyid Abul Ala Maududi says Everything in the universe is ‘Muslim’ for it obeys God by submission to His laws… For his entire life, from the embryonic stage to the body’s dissolution into dust after death, every tissue of his muscles and every limb of his body follows the course prescribed by God’s law. His very tongue which, on account of his ignorance advocates the denial of God or professes multiple deities, is in its very nature ‘Muslim’…

So god’s law is that I deny him – yeehah!