fat electrons

When Mood Music
2005-05-01 22:46:00

from the New Hacker’s Dictionary
fat electrons n.:
Old-time hacker David Cargill’s theory on the causation of computer glitches. Your typical electric utility draws its line current out of the big generators with a pair of coil taps located near the top of the dynamo. When the normal tap brushes get dirty, they take them off line to clean them up, and use special auxiliary taps on the bottom of the coil. Now, this is a problem, because when they do that they get not ordinary or `thin’ electrons, but the fat’n’sloppy electrons that are heavier and so settle to the bottom of the generator. These flow down ordinary wires just fine, but when they have to turn a sharp corner (as in an integrated-circuit via), they’re apt to get stuck. This is what causes computer glitches.

Interstellar Underpants part 6: the skidmarks strike back even harder

When Mood Music
2005-04-18 19:10:00 depressed This Time-Verve-Urban Hymns (Revised)

I’ve tried booting the Pismo with my mum’s iBook’s power cable and yo-yo. No joy.
I’ve had a friend test both my yo-yos and my power cable. They give out the right voltages and currents.

Pretty conclusive that part of the Pismo’s internals is toast.

It’s almost no consolation that the arcing in the power cable that arrived with the Pismo may have been the culprit. I’ve tried the new and old HDs in an external USB bok attached to the G4 – they still work.

Hopefully next month I will be able to afford to get the Pismo fixed… until then I’m a very sad Myceliumme.

Camel-suit rustler faces sack, Qantas says

When Mood Music
2005-04-08 18:47:00

You just have to check out the news report video clip at http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200504/s1341052.htm

From ABC News Online Friday, April 8, 2005. 8:08pm (AEST)

Camel costume … passenger flabbergasted after baggage handler tried it on (ABC TV)

Qantas says it has stood down a baggage handler who is believed to be responsible for stealing a camel costume out of a man’s bag at Sydney airport and wearing it on the tarmac.

David Cox was waiting to board his Qantas flight when he saw a baggage handler wearing the costume.

He says he was shocked to realise his luggage had been interfered with.

“It’s the kind of larrikin thing that an Australian would do but given the current situation, particularly with Schapelle Corby, the issues of airport security and privacy and your luggage remaining secure, it’s obviously a poor decision,” Mr Cox said.

“I obviously was flabbergasted, my jaw dropped to the ground,” he added.

Qantas chief executive officer Geoff Dixon says the incident was caught on CCTV and the person will be dismissed if an investigation finds him guilty.

The Transport Workers Union has renewed calls for surveillance cameras to be placed in the areas where baggage is handled at airports.

The union’s Glen Nightingale says an investigation is under way into the incident and he is meeting with workers and Qantas today.

Mr Nightingale says closed-circuit television surveillance would protect both travellers and workers.

“We’re concerned about the security and the lack of security at the airport and we’ve been rallying for the last three or four years for the Federal Government for the appropriate screening, not only of the workers but also of luggage that comes through these areas,” he said.

But Mr Dixon says it is impossible to cover everything in Sydney airport with security cameras and Qantas is not in the business of spying on its staff.

He says the company receives about 35 complaints a month about interference with bags, which he says is a low level given how many people fly with the airline each year.

“We carry 30 million passengers, we have one of the most outstanding operations, security records of any airline in the world,” Mr Dixon said.

“We’re not perfect obviously because the other day showed we’re not perfect, but it did show too that we’re able to get it on camera and able to do something about it within a very short period of time.”

Meanwhile, accused drug smuggler Schapelle Corby’s legal team says it is considering how to introduce the incident as evidence in her case.

The Gold Coast businessman who is financing Corby’s defence of drug trafficking charges in Bali, says the incident is further evidence of airline staff interfering with the baggage of passengers.

Ron Bakir says he is shocked at the lack of security for luggage.

“I’m disgusted. But what it does do is to corroborate our story,” he said.

“It corroborates that there is a problem in domestic baggages throughout airports.”

Mr Bakir says it proves that Shapelle Corby is a victim.

“It could happen to anyone.”

DAFT PUNK IS PLAYING IN MY HOUSE

When Mood Music
2005-04-08 22:13:00 embarrassed THRILLS-LCD Soundsystem-LCD Soundsystem

I love this review of LCD soundsystem. What a lot of enjoyable musical silliness!

I’m embarrassed because I just tried to write an email in German and found out how much I’ve forgotten or never knew. Without the gift of a German-English dictionary from , I would have been able to do it. The dictionary even gave examples of letters so I was able to start and end the email correctly!

Interstellar Underpants part 5: the skidmarks strike back

When Mood Music
2005-04-07 13:17:00 flat as a pancake Funeral March, trad. arr. Apple

So on arrival at my parents on Friday, I found that the Pismos’ power cable wasn’t delivering electricity to the Pismo. I was able to charge the Pismo using mum’s clamshell iBook power cable, so kept it running OK. However, I used the Pismo quite a bit on the train from Edinburgh to Leuchars and so probably had 20 minutes of power left in the battery.

Since I knew that the yo-yo part of the power cable was almost certainly defunct (It had been tried with my power cable and a known-good one) but the plug part was new (but couldn’t be checked – or at least I couldn’t find anyone prepared to put their multimeter across terminals delivering 240V), I bought a brand-new yo-yo. This arrived on Wednesday morning by which time the battery had discharged itself.

I still can’t get the Pismo to power up.

I’m now very afraid that I’ve broken something when installing the new hard disk which arrived on Tuesday. I was so looking forward to watching DVDs in bed…

reality bites

When Mood Music
2005-04-05 22:07:00 amused Cities On Flame With Rock and Roll-Blue Öyster Cult-Don’t Fear the Reaper – The Best of Blue Öyster Cult

I the following sums the separation between and I perfectly – we’re sat at opposite ends of the room, listening to different music via headphones through different music software on totally different platforms.

Me MsInvisFem
ITunes dunno
MacOS 10.3.8 Windows XP
G4 400 MHz desktop Acer 14” laptop

Both of us are convinced that we have the better platform than the other!

Interstellar Overdrive part 4: I’ve got no strings so I can fly…

When Mood Music
2005-03-30 23:54:00 jubilant

With grateful thanks to

  • Beelzebob for the CD drive that allowed me to install OSX
  • Pete for the loan of functional Panther CDs
  • FleaBay for enabling me to purchase the Pismo and the wireless card
  • Apple for making wireless networking so easy…

I’m sat in bed keying this entry and the only cable with me is the power cable.

The only downside is the wireless card won’t work under OS9. However I’m a very happy wannabe geek!

Interstellar Overdrive part 3: docking station & CD drive

When Mood Music
2005-03-29 09:48:00 bouncy Won’t Get Fooled Again-The Who-Then And Now (1964-2004)

Yet another step towards the laptop replacing the desktop: I’ve got hold of a bookendz docking station! So now when I need to put my spandex Y-fronts on over my loons and become the mac RoadWarrior, I can just grab Swedish Slaptop from the docking station and zoom without all that tedious unplugging of peripherals….

Even better, Beelzebob (a CompSci postgraduate I know through work and a stronger mac advocate than Pete and I put together) gave me the CD module from his trashed slaptop. Time to install OSX, then go wireless and take Swedish Slaptop into the 21st century, even though I’m still waiting on the replacement DVD/CD drive…