Human Virus Scanner

When Mood Music
2005-07-26 23:39:00 content Devon-Dr. Didg-Out Of The Woods

Viruses I suffer from.

Virus Cure Bruce says
Sci-fi Stop wearing the stick-on ears. Mine are big enough without stick-ons
BBCB CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: “Mode 7 was not a good thing.” Just cos I recognise the icons doesn’t mean I owned one! But Ewan did and he loved it at the time
British No need for cure. Benign virus. Hah! dual nationality rocks
Southampton Move to the Isle of Wight. Stuff that! My movement vector won’t terminate at Vectis for any reason
Politics Stop caring! I recognise the signifyers: I don’t like the signified.
Brand Names Having a well-known name doesn’t make it good.
Hippyism Free love is passé and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss. Too jaded to comment
Environmentalism Consume more stuff! It’s easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

 

Viruses I might suffer from:

Virus Cure Bruce says
Linux Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it. Just as soon as I’ve had a lobotomy and allowed Bill Gates to perform a walletectomy
Junkfood Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture. They all come from the big bang
Industrial Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Religion Read God’s Debris by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Discordia Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday. Robert Anton Wilson is RAW
X11 I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year. Just cos it’s unix under the hood doesn’t mean I have to be a complete propellorhead
Computer Games Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs. Recognition doesnot imply usage
Conspiracy Theory Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that’s quite scary. After GWB’s first ‘victory’? I don’t think so
Macintosh Use a mouse with more than one button. All mice suck: get a graphics tablet
Prog Rock Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CDs: they don’t crackle.

far to late at night for rational comment

When Mood Music
2005-07-20 02:07:00 content The Post War Dream-Pink Floyd-The Final Cut
Bi/Slightly Straight
You scored 8 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)
For the most part, you are bisexual. You have a slight preference for the opposite gender, but either gender would suit you. If you are sexually inexperienced, it is possible that this will change after you do some experimenting.

 

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

"free "free
You scored higher than 40% on Orientation

 

Link: The Sexuality Spectrum Test written by tall_man_54 on Ok Cupid

Interstellar impulse drive

When Mood Music
2005-07-17 02:47:00 content The Post War Dream-Pink Floyd-The Final Cut

This entry is as long as Voyager‘s journey home…

Well, a lot of stuff has happened since I last posted. I’ll wibble about most it later (like when I’ve slept) but I’m pretty pleased to have my Pismo up and running – mostly.

You may recall that I bought the Pismo at the beginning of the year for £200. This seemed a bargain because they tend to sell for over £300. However, the vendor posted it with a CD in the CD/DVD-ROM drive. This may well be the cause of this drive ceasing to function within an hour of receipt. Emails to the vendor proved fruitless and so I was stuck until gave me a suitable CD-ROM drive which at least allowed me to install OS9 and other software. I was also able to use an external CD-RW via a SCSI/PC card I’d bought ages ago in preparation for when I’d be able to obtain a Pismo.

I then bought a wireless card which turned out only to work under OSX (or Windows) and a new power cable because the cable that came with my Pismo was broken. I also bought a docking station on eBay and a second-hand 30GB hard disk, a bit more RAM and a second-hand CD/DVD-ROM drive from Powerbook Fanatic.

However a couple of misfortunes occurred: I couldn’t take the housing off the dead CD/DVD-ROM drive to fit it on the new one and something stopped the battery from charging. The new power lead was giving out the right voltage so I became quite concerned that I’d fried something when installing the RAM and hard disk. At this point my boiler died: arranging to borrow money, getting quotes and other related impedimenta took far longer than desirable.

One result of having to borrow an exact number of thousands of pounds meant I had a little spare to sort the Pismo. So I sent her off to Powerbook Fanatic. More delay because electronic funds transfer took a week rather than the day both of us expected. (The funds were transferred to his account but his bank wouldn’t let him access the cash!) The week before last he got hold of the cash and so was able to buy the needed bits… My Pismo rejected several CD/DVD-ROM drives before he found one that behaved. I also bought an 80GB 5200 RPM hard drive (so I could use the 30GB as a back-up), more RAM and a real Apple wireless card that would work under OS9 and OSX.

So last Friday my baby came back to me. The wireless card works as expected (I’m sat in bed typing this, unplugged from everything but a power socket), the gigabyte of RAM is very welcome and the 30GB backup disk works fine (if a little slowly through the Pismo’s USB 1.1 ports). However, the CD/DVD-ROM drive is not fixed! It plays DVDs (apart from Being John Malkovich) but doesn’t mount music, original data or burnt data CDs.

Then a few crashes under OS9 messed up the hard disk so that I had to format and reinstall from scratch. I found that installing any OS via the CD drive doesn’t install DVD software. I could install OS9 with DVD software via ethernet from my desktop Mac but the OSX installer CDs have to be run from the machine they’re installing.

I’ve copied the DVD software from my desktop Mac and it seems to work. However I can’t play CDs in the CD/DVD-ROM drive and OSX doesn’t support hot-swapping of drive modules. (OS9 does!) Instead swapping over the drives necessitates a shut-down. This is rather annoying so the drive is going back to Powerbook Fanatic for a final try. It behaved in his powerbooks so I suspect that either my Pismo or I are doing something wrong.

In the meantime, I can revel in the following:

as bought as of now
optical drive not working CD-ROM or DVD-ROM
RAM 128MB 1GB (1024MB)
hard drive second-hand 10 GB, 4400 RPM brand-new 80GB, 5400 RPM plus second-hand 30GB 4400 RPM in external USB enclosure
networking/internet ethernet and modem ethernet, modem and wireless
add-ons graphics tablet, docking station, SCSI card, wireless card that works under both MacOSes

Upgrade steps left:

  1. Get the CD/DVD-ROM drive repaired.
  2. If it can’t be repaired, replace it urgently with a brand-new CD/DVD-RW drive.
  3. If it can be repaired, the replacement will happen after 31st December 2005.
  4. Move up to OSX Tiger (MacOS 10.4)
  5. Upgrade the processor to 900MHz.
  6. Sell my desktop Mac to retro-fund some of this.

Even without these, my Pismo rocks: enough RAM and a big enough disk never to choke and I finally get to watch Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii in bed.

Unbelievable

When Mood Music
2005-07-07 22:24:00 disappointed Bloodsport For All-Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine-30 Something

Many things happened today. Some, such as a pleasant conversation with my boss and being given some rice, were pleasant and fulfilling.

However, others were not good. For example, I had to pass on some news today. The recipient will have been very disappointed and saddened. I took no pleasure from it.

One, in particular, was utterly terrible: the London bombings. I haven’t heard that anyone I know has been directly affected. My cousin works for the London ambulance service in a co-ordination/dispatch role – no news from her so far but hopefully no news is good news.

I had thought my species might grow up…

My body-clock is knackered…

When Mood Music
2005-07-04 02:23:00 awake Two Hearts In 3/4 Time-Avalanches-Since I Left You

… so I’ve spent the time I would have prefered to spend sleeping putting up a few photos from the last few months. Go here and then scroll down to Random Gruntings.

Further details of why my body-clock is knackered to go up this week, once I’ve had a chance to put my thoughts in order. On Monday, I have Community Council; Tuesday Fairtrade meeting; Wednesday sorting a mate’s mac; so this may not be until Thursday.

a rather pointless meme…

When Mood Music
2005-06-29 23:02:00 awake Two Hearts In 3/4 Time-Avalanches-Since I Left You
King Saul
You scored 60% Pride, 60% Envy, 50% Ambition, and 37% Deceitfulness!
You are King Saul, the first king of Israel and notorious for being a hero turned villain. Things started off well for you. God chose you because you were content to serve him. In other words, you weren’t ambitious enough to try to take the Kingdom of Israel in a direction that led away from God. Also, you possessed a prideful assertiveness that made you very effective in the office of king. Unfortunately, your pride and, perhaps more importantly, your envy turned you into a villain. After David slew Goliath, you noticed that your subjects seemed to revere David more than they revered you. Being a prideful person, this had a tremendous effect on you. Finally, your envy for David made it impossible for the two of you to coexist and share the spotlight, so you set out to destroy him. The rest of your life was spent being a petty villain, and like so many villains to come after you, you tried and tried, but never managed to hit your mark.

 

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

"free "free
You scored higher than 61% on Pride
"free "free
You scored higher than 78% on Envy
"free "free
You scored higher than 33% on Ambition
"free "free
You scored higher than 31% on Deceitfulness

 

Link: The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test written by MetalliScats on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Dispatches from the land of the exploding camel

When Mood Music
2005-06-26 22:48:00 awake

Just had an email in from my brother who is doing military things in Iraq. Among other things he says

It’s strangely enough quite a bit more relaxed than the last time I was here. Boiling my bum off is definately one way of describing what I’m up to. We have broken 50°C and it could get as hot as 60, which apparently is fookin warm!

For those of you who still lament the demise of the florin and guinea, 50°C = 122°F and 60°C = 140°F.

After some chat about an impending family event, he says

Anyway – basically I’m safe and well and enjoying being all healthy as we are eating well and we are decidely alcohol free…