Human Virus Scanner

When Mood Music
2005-07-26 23:39:00 content Devon-Dr. Didg-Out Of The Woods

Viruses I suffer from.

Virus Cure Bruce says
Sci-fi Stop wearing the stick-on ears. Mine are big enough without stick-ons
BBCB CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: “Mode 7 was not a good thing.” Just cos I recognise the icons doesn’t mean I owned one! But Ewan did and he loved it at the time
British No need for cure. Benign virus. Hah! dual nationality rocks
Southampton Move to the Isle of Wight. Stuff that! My movement vector won’t terminate at Vectis for any reason
Politics Stop caring! I recognise the signifyers: I don’t like the signified.
Brand Names Having a well-known name doesn’t make it good.
Hippyism Free love is passé and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss. Too jaded to comment
Environmentalism Consume more stuff! It’s easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

 

Viruses I might suffer from:

Virus Cure Bruce says
Linux Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it. Just as soon as I’ve had a lobotomy and allowed Bill Gates to perform a walletectomy
Junkfood Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture. They all come from the big bang
Industrial Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Religion Read God’s Debris by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Discordia Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday. Robert Anton Wilson is RAW
X11 I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year. Just cos it’s unix under the hood doesn’t mean I have to be a complete propellorhead
Computer Games Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs. Recognition doesnot imply usage
Conspiracy Theory Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that’s quite scary. After GWB’s first ‘victory’? I don’t think so
Macintosh Use a mouse with more than one button. All mice suck: get a graphics tablet
Prog Rock Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CDs: they don’t crackle.
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