Yesterday I bought a four-week Lothian Buses bus pass. Nothing unremarkable in that – in fact the only remarkable thing is how long it’s taken me to get around to buying it.

I have to congratulate LB on making the process so simple. Within 5 minutes of entering their office, I emerged into Auld Reekie’s inclement climate clutching my brand-new, personalised, credit-card-sized pass.

I just wish I knew why I now appear to have a gold front tooth.

scary or what?

Also, I appear most of my grey hair seems to have reverted to a more youthful shade. Thanks for the miracle, LB!