I forgot my cellphone was in my pocket and so it got a bath in the Arabian Sea and is hence comprehensively buggered. If you need to contact me just now, phone 0091-832-2788584 and asked for the pommie git in room 7 of Vailankanni Cottages.

My first task tomorrow is to buy a new one, then chase India post for non-delivery so far of a parcel to my parents, then head to somewhere selling memory so I can re-RAM my brain…