| When | Mood | Music |
| 2005-07-26 23:39:00 | content | Devon-Dr. Didg-Out Of The Woods |
Viruses I suffer from.
| Virus | Cure | Bruce says |
| Sci-fi | Stop wearing the stick-on ears. | Mine are big enough without stick-ons |
| BBCB | CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: “Mode 7 was not a good thing.” | Just cos I recognise the icons doesn’t mean I owned one! But Ewan did and he loved it at the time |
| British | No need for cure. Benign virus. | Hah! dual nationality rocks |
| Southampton | Move to the Isle of Wight. | Stuff that! My movement vector won’t terminate at Vectis for any reason |
| Politics | Stop caring! | I recognise the signifyers: I don’t like the signified. |
| Brand Names | Having a well-known name doesn’t make it good. | |
| Hippyism | Free love is passé and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss. | Too jaded to comment |
| Environmentalism | Consume more stuff! It’s easier to buy new stuff than to recycle. |
Viruses I might suffer from:
| Virus | Cure | Bruce says |
| Linux | Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it. | Just as soon as I’ve had a lobotomy and allowed Bill Gates to perform a walletectomy |
| Junkfood | Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture. | They all come from the big bang |
| Industrial | Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band. | |
| Religion | Read God’s Debris by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy) | |
| Discordia | Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday. | Robert Anton Wilson is RAW |
| X11 | I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year. | Just cos it’s unix under the hood doesn’t mean I have to be a complete propellorhead |
| Computer Games | Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs. | Recognition doesnot imply usage |
| Conspiracy Theory | Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that’s quite scary. | After GWB’s first ‘victory’? I don’t think so |
| Macintosh | Use a mouse with more than one button. | All mice suck: get a graphics tablet |
| Prog Rock | Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CDs: they don’t crackle. |
Digital evidence that Bruce might have a life 