Suicide is painless?

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2005-03-01 19:16:00 sleepy Mr. Tambourine Man-William Shatner-Spaced Out

Today I suggested jokingly to Granada Learning’s head of business projects that he might want to shoot me because I didn’t have a piece of info to hand. (I was waiting for a reply from one of our authors.) He said he’d do it quickly and painlessly and give me the choice of when. So the timetable is:

  1. 04/03/06 Bruce is shot
  2. 05/03/06 hence Bruce avoids becoming 40
  3. 06/03/06 my autobiography comes out, with sales boosted by the recent tragic event

Proceeds to?

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