Julia’s created a new icon for me.

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2004-11-29 17:40:00 amused The Kilty Stone-Nick Harper-Seed


She calls it ‘Bruce the old perv’. No complaint there but am I really that grey? Actually, I do like it quite a lot.

One of the touching little details is that she’s given me a clamshell ibook – the funkiest mac ever. (It’s not the sexiest – that honour goes to the Powerbook G3 500MHz.)

I want to go to…

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2004-11-28 20:30:00 amused Granny Farming In The UK-Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine-Starry Eyed And Bollock Naked

GANJA!

It’s also spelt Gäncä and Gandzha and is in the west of Azerbaijan. The CIA World Factbook knows all about it but the tourist website makes it look very attractive.

The airlines that fly there have cyrillic websites so huge thanks to David Collins for recommending an online translation service.

Marianne says ‘Hi! My browser doesn’t handle Cyrillic very well, so ‘fraid I can’t help…
However: My cousin John works for BP in Baku.
Azerbaijan is not a nice place. Crooked authoritarian government, and not a good place for Bruce-ness.
The language is a variant of Turkish.
Don’t go!!!!!!’

Personal Chemistry

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2004-11-28 21:50:00 artistic Me In Honey-R.E.M.-Out Of Time

 

The Potion Maker
myceliummellium is a cloudy, lumpy amber solid extracted from the heart of a werewolf.
msinvisfemium is a translucent, dusty brown powder culled from the sap of the mountain iris.
Mixing myceliummellium with msinvisfemium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing an opaque black potion which gives the user protection from evil.
Yet another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern

 

I appear to be imperfect…

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2004-11-28 22:48:00 indescribable The Same Old Rock-Roy Harper-Stormcock

Take the quiz: ”WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?”

Atheist
You are Godless! You could care less about religion. As far as you’re concerned, if you can’t see, touch and kick something, it’s not real to you. You’re day-to-day activities consist of eating, working, sleeping and the occasional Internet or coffee shop debate. Lastly, if anyone chooses to preach at you otherwise, you will either leave or debate them until they finally shut up.

But all is not lost – I’m not 100% atheist:

Fundamentalist Christian (You scored 0)
Holy Roller (You scored 0)
Average Christian (You scored 0)
True Christian (You scored 0)
Modern Satanist (You scored 1)
Theistic/Traditional Satanist (You scored 0)
Luciferian (You scored 0)
Devil Worshipper (You scored 0)
Atheist (You scored 8)
Agnostic (You scored 0)
New Aged/Wiccan (You scored 0)
Pagan/Occultist (You scored 1)
Discordian (You scored 0)
Category Unknown (You scored 0)

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When Mood Music
2004-11-24 21:29:00

Our goal was finished we safely landed a man on the moon. We have proven that our heroes were successful in leading us on a great journey through the first stage of space exploration, but were will we land next will a new president lead us on a journey to mars? Will there be new heroes to look up to? Only time will tell.

A widespread terror of Red attacks and Red spies enveloped the country. The danger of the situation was exaggerated by Senator Joseph McCarthy of Wisconsin. Thousands were accused of being communist with no sufficient evidence to prove that they were. McCarthy did not successfully prove any communists had infiltrated the government. McCarthyism began to decline after 1954 because of the end of the Korean War and the condemnation of McCarthy by the Senate.

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2004-11-21 17:19:00 cold Falling On A Bruise-Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine-30 Something

“”You shall not kill,” and whoever murders will be in danger of China’s cheap excess labor power,” the new policy was one of “’export-led and found the child laid upon the bed, and the demon gone

and he had compassion on them, because they were as sheep not pebble. The next morning Jesus went to Galilee where He met Philip believe what they’re told. Those who went out to gather on the”

These are silly enough to be worth collecting, I think.

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2004-11-21 19:32:00 Dogs-Pink Floyd-Animals

Another piece of hilarity:

“a job helping to tend the flocks. Moses was happy to accept, sent to speak unto thee, and to bring thee these good tidings. also knew that the people would reject direct communication with Him. So

LORD.” He then rolled up the scroll and gave it to the me. And they were exceeding sorrowful, and began to say unto him also ready; for in an hour that ye think not the Son”