GANJA!

It’s also spelt Gäncä and Gandzha and is in the west of Azerbaijan. The CIA World Factbook knows all about it but the tourist website makes it look very attractive.

The airlines that fly there have cyrillic websites so huge thanks to David Collins for recommending an online translation service.

Marianne says ‘Hi! My browser doesn’t handle Cyrillic very well, so ‘fraid I can’t help…
However: My cousin John works for BP in Baku.
Azerbaijan is not a nice place. Crooked authoritarian government, and not a good place for Bruce-ness.
The language is a variant of Turkish.
Don’t go!!!!!!’